anna:18:CO
Love it or leave it

 

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.


[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

buzzfeed:

Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

(Source: BuzzFeed)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

image

This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)

massfails:

doom-gloom-and-slayer:

I never thought I’d need a gif of what looks like someone vacuuming a duck in my life. 

Lol the duck is probably like dafuq is.. oh that feels nice yes I’ll just stay here now..

massfails:

doom-gloom-and-slayer:

I never thought I’d need a gif of what looks like someone vacuuming a duck in my life. 

Lol the duck is probably like dafuq is.. oh that feels nice yes I’ll just stay here now..

erinbowman:

kerbyrosanes:

"TIME GUARDIAN" Commissioned work for Zero Square - Malaysia.

- Uni Pin Fine Liners
- 11 x 16 inches of Canson sketch paper
- Approx. 18 hours of drawing

BIGGER IMAGE HERE: http://goo.gl/C8n6OD

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